Am I Depressed? Find out with the short, accurate Am I Depressed quiz.:
1. Have you gained any weight in the last 6 months?
a) Does being pregnant count?
b) Yes but I've always been a fat ass.
c) No, but I haven't really eaten in the last few weeks.
d) What little weight I do gain gets bled out through my wrists.
2. How long have you felt like you were depressed?
a) Shortly after I got married.
b) The day after I stopped taking the pills.
c) My life used to be awesome, then I was born.
d) Never. Why the hell am I taking this quiz?.
3. When I feel sad I....
a) Cry like an emo kid.
b) Eat like a fat kid
c) Cut myself or others.
d) Go for a run, play video games, or do something productive.
4. How do you feel about your life right now?
a) I felt a lot better before I started taking this quiz.
b) It doesn't matter, I won't be alive much longer.
c) I love my life, I'm just not sure why I'm taking this quiz.
d) My life sucks, but it's not as bad as whoever wrote this damn quiz.
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